“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

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#avengers #au #well done 

hemsworthss:

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#avengers #au #funny shit 

ladynorthstar:

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#HAHAHHA #avengers #au #funny shit 

gallifreyburning:

doortotomorrow:

Domestics

The TARDIS needs a refuel, and they manage to get to Cardiff 1983, except for some reason the rift isn’t enough this time. 

“It’ll just be a few hours. Days, at the most,” the Doctor says.

Ten months later, they’re still waiting. The Doctor’s still sleeping on the couch, and Rose has the bed in their one-bedroom flat. And he thought he’d loathe it, domestic and average and day-to-day, it’d been so long since he’d even dipped a toe into that kind of life. 

But Earth is nothing like Gallifrey, and Rose is nothing like the family he once had there. She’s different, in every possible way. And he’s settled into the rhythm of their days, breakfast and work (well, Rose is working, the Doctor is working on the TARDIS), and dishes and sometimes a night out at the pub with the friends Rose has made. When he grouses at her about the wash, she grins and her tongue rests on the edge of her lips and he might end up folding her clothes, but he absolutely draws the line at her knickers. 

He doesn’t need much rest — superior Time Lord physiology — and occasionally, when she’s sleeping, he stands in the door to her room and looks at his pink and yellow girl. Wonders what it would be like if this was just his life, here with her, forever. 

Because some days, that prospect doesn’t feel as terrifying as it did before.

Some moments, it’s something he almost wants.

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#doctor who #AU 

PERFECTION

ask-marvel:

worstwolf:

au meme | doctor who as inception
➤ requested by somethingofthewolf

“You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?”

“Because you’ll be together.”

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#Doctor Who #AU 

branstarks:

AU MEME ≫ Sherlock as a drama about upper class cats living in London.

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#sherlock #sherlock bbc #au #hahah #funny shit 

Amelia Pond as the Tenth Doctor’s companion

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“Knock-knock?”
“Who’s there…”
“Still not funny?”
“… Nope.”

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#Doctor Who #au 

myvintagelove:

“Working at Torchwood, physics teacher, researcher… Never thought you’d be the artistic type.”
“Only ‘cause I’ve found my muse, Rose.”

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captain-hammer:

AU MEME: rory + martha, medical drama

→ asked by awesomemccoolname

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#doctor who #au 

au meme | ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴɢᴏᴠᴇʀ ~ tenth doctor, rose and jack hit vegas, baby

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#doctor who #au #this is perfect 

angsturbatecate:

Billie Piper as Irene Adler; Sherlock

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AU Meme: Castiel is a phone sex operator that Sam & Dean call frequently.

“Good evening, caller.”

SHOULDNT LIKE THIS BUT I DO

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#au #supernatural 

So I’m looking through my Doctor Who tag & I see this.  & all I can think this time around is like the forming of a fanfic (which I don’t write. I RP, but not fanfic)….  Rose called for Sam first and not Dean.  But Dean clearly looks more concerned & urgent.  So I’m betting like Sam is like her ex boyfriend but like Dean also clearly had a thing for her too.  That he of course never acted on & fortunately she left with the Doctor so they never had to worry about it.  But now Rose ends up needing both of them & they’re both like in love with her.  BUT they also know that getting the demon out of the Doctor & saving him means she’ll just go right back to him….

OMFG TUMBLR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!  iluvyouforit

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