sophisticatedhumor:

“You won’t spend money on a name-brand phone but you got lasik for your geriatric cat?”

(Source: studyroomkerfuffle, via soredtherose)

prettybutt:

WATER

allegedly this isn’t porn cause it’s in GQ and they are famous.

But. Um.  I can’t think straight when I look at it. 

(Source: imprettybaked)